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Guitar Problem
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| Credits |
| Lyric Credits: |
Richard Wiegel |
| Music Credits: |
Richard Wiegel |
| Producer Credits: |
Richard Wiegel/Mark Haines |
| Performance Credits: |
Richard Wiegel guitar, bass, vocals, Marik Haines drums |
| Metadata |
| Song Length |
3:02 |
| Primary Genre |
Rock-Roots/Rock n' Roll |
| Secondary Genre |
Country-Honky Tonk |
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Lyrics
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Never had a plan play it all by ear
I’m a guitar man by now it’s pretty clear
I knew it the day I first heard that sound
I’d have a guitar problem ‘till I’m underground
It happened early when I skipped third grade
I heard Chuck Berry and my plans were laid
Teacher said lyin’ ain’t no use
I got a guitar problem and a written excuse
High school came and I made a bid
To be normal like the other kids
Went out for football Coach Bertoline
Saw my guitar problem kicked me off the team
Got to college they were havin’ a war
Nobody seemed to know what we were fightin’ for
Recruiter said time to take your test
With a guitar problem I scored a 4-F
Days came and went and they reached the moon
While I was learnin’ licks sittin’ in my room
I carried a stash and I grew my hair
Same guitar problem now my pants were flared
Met some guys in a country band
They needed somebody with a pickin’ hand
Before I knew it I was asked to play
My guitar problem was startin’ to pay
Had a lick in mind when I ran that light
Cop said better get your story right
Judge was tough when he set my bail
You got a guitar problem twenty years in jail
Now I sit in a cell with it on my knee
While I’m pickin’ on it nobody pickin’ on me
I play all day like the Warden asks
You got a problem with that you can kiss my ---
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