Guitar Problem |
LyricsNever had a plan play it all by earI?m a guitar man by now it?s pretty clear I knew it the day I first heard that sound I?d have a guitar problem ?till I?m underground It happened early when I skipped third grade I heard Chuck Berry and my plans were laid Teacher said lyin? ain?t no use I got a guitar problem and a written excuse High school came and I made a bid To be normal like the other kids Went out for football Coach Bertoline Saw my guitar problem kicked me off the team Got to college they were havin? a war Nobody seemed to know what we were fightin? for Recruiter said time to take your test With a guitar problem I scored a 4-F Days came and went and they reached the moon While I was learnin? licks sittin? in my room I carried a stash and I grew my hair Same guitar problem now my pants were flared Met some guys in a country band They needed somebody with a pickin? hand Before I knew it I was asked to play My guitar problem was startin? to pay Had a lick in mind when I ran that light Cop said better get your story right Judge was tough when he set my bail You got a guitar problem twenty years in jail Now I sit in a cell with it on my knee While I?m pickin? on it nobody pickin? on me I play all day like the Warden asks You got a problem with that you can kiss my --- |
| Lyric Credits: Richard Wiegel |
| Music Credits: Richard Wiegel |
| Producer Credits: Richard Wiegel/Mark Haines |
| Performance Credits: Richard Wiegel guitar, bass, vocals, Marik Haines drums |
| Song Length: 3:02 |
| Primary Genre: Rock-Roots/Rock n' Roll |
| Secondary Genre: Country-Honky Tonk |